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This is my new idea. If my friends were running for president. First up, Taylor Mauk.Taylor’s platform: 

• “The Office” will be broadcast on the National Alert System
• Our nations animal would be the Carousel Horse
• The Star Spangled Banner will be replaced with various Ratatat songs
• No Taxation without Candy
• Breakfast would take over every other meal
• The presidential seal would be a different Cat Macro every term
• Adding “sexy” to your current job would make it a valid Halloween costume

I would probably vote for her. Here is a picture of Taylor giving a rousing speech:  Howard “T-Mauk” Dean