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I found out the world was ending. That sucks for everyone living in is I guess. Well I guess it is not so much ending, but rather being taken over by the two most feared (google it) creatures on the planet. Snakes and Spiders (both deserving of the capitalization in this context). Attached is a photo taken at my dock back in KC. You will see the snake and spider working together in some sort of anti-human alliance. My only response? We should start stacking polar bears on top of humans in order to fight back. Think about it, the strength of a polar bear with the brain of a human. UNSTOPPABLE! Let me know if you’re in.

Owen Wilson made his first public appearance since he DIDN’T (allegedly) attempt to commit suicide. He was seen at the premiere for his movie “The Darjeeling Limited” (This title was taken because The Royal Tenenbaums 2 seemed too sequel-y). What wasn’t noted is that Owen Wilson was hanging out with Terrell Owens, and combined they have around $145 million reasons to live.

In September, police in Hertfordshire, England, stood fast under criticism for their program of placing posters around the area reading, “Don’t Commit Crime.” Said a police spokeswoman, “If stating the obvious helps to reduce crime or has any impact at all, we will do it.” What I noticed is that the name of the city, Hertfordshire, seems to be made up of many other city names. Also, I was totally going to rob that gas station until I saw a small yellow piece of paper reminding me that I was wearing the ski mask because robbing places is illegal.

Tommy Tester, 58, minister of Gospel Baptist Church in Bristol, Va., was arrested in July after he allegedly urinated at a car wash, in front of children and police officers, while wearing a skirt. I once thought I had lost faith in organized religion.

My rommate Mike Swart is joining up with a pyramid scheme because it is quote, “funny.” He invested $200 with the hopes that he could find two people who were “stupid enough” to give him $200. That would put him up $200. But then he thought to himself, “Who would be stupid enough to just give someone $200 with the hopes of maybe making money?” Mike leaves today for Des Moines for a convention of people handing each other checks worth $200.

There was an auction in Japan for a dog with a heart shape naturally in it’s hair (photo attached). The dog sold for around 582,988… yen. That’s about$5,000, or 25 pyramid schemes. But look at how damn cute that dog is.

I found out Eminem has 2 songs on Rolling Stones Top 500 songs of All-Time list. (Stan, Lose Yourself). I’m pretty sure he was one of the only modern artists on there as well. Take that radiohead! Except U2 had a ton of songs too… fucking bono. BUT! Eminem Oscars 1, U2 Oscars 0 (i think).

Kyle.